tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post3653986261689223593..comments2023-03-28T07:13:52.877-07:00Comments on blueandshoe: BOOK!Lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01690873703374171148noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-18209645478933590052010-04-10T10:38:18.735-07:002010-04-10T10:38:18.735-07:00I love that this is happening for you! From the be...I love that this is happening for you! From the beginning I have thought you needed to write a book. I REALLY think you need your OWN book!!! You are too dang funny to not have that! <br />I give the ACT test at CHS every other month, so while I am sitting here for 4 hours in total silence I catch up on your blog, and try not to laugh out loud, for this would be a "distraction" for the students. It makes the time fly by. <br />Some of my favorite posts are...well there are so many, but off the top of my head I say...(these probably are not the actual titles, but you will get it),<br />1.Your son hitting the new mail box<br />2.Flesh aprons...loved this one!<br />3.elastic around the cat paw<br />4.daughter's cut from a special fabric<br />5.what I meant to say...<br />Every single post makes me smile.<br />WRITE YOUR OWN BOOK....I'LL BUY IT!The Simonson Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13289164769172757335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-37142867720040243822010-03-18T10:11:53.435-07:002010-03-18T10:11:53.435-07:00Wha? Me? pfff.... I'm just brilliant and you...Wha? Me? pfff.... I'm just brilliant and you can't handle my brilliance...thus the reason you are giving me your inheritance. <br /><br />:DSunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16608249416231922732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-56626528551641490742010-03-18T06:44:49.202-07:002010-03-18T06:44:49.202-07:00Yes, Sandra, that LAUGH WHEN NOBODY ELSE THINKS IT...Yes, Sandra, that LAUGH WHEN NOBODY ELSE THINKS IT'S FUNNY, is a very important quality that I need in a groupie. You're hired...even though this is your first official comment. You're barely sliding in under the deadline. Whew.<br /><br />I love MO-TAB. I play it on Saturday~cleaning day~so I don't have to step over any children corpses because I've killed them for random acts of sloth. I may have to play that when I drive now, too.<br /><br />Sara's full of it, everybody.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690873703374171148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-44587048753166370162010-03-18T06:14:52.072-07:002010-03-18T06:14:52.072-07:00Drunken should not exclude, so I agree with Sarah ...Drunken should not exclude, so I agree with Sarah we're still in.<br />But I WILL wear blue shoes and blue eye shadow, do I have to watch you keeping your legs together??? How does one be so deserving?<br /><br />No swearing in my car as I play the SAME mormon tabernacle choir tape EVERY SINGLE DAY I drive so swear words won't come out no matter how hard I try (you know which bad ones they are ) and that's how I survive. <br />I have to re-apply my make-up when arriving to work because the songs make me cry. The last half of the tape is the best, so the drive home isn't as bad as I say. Mountain Road is much more peaceful, but not when the freeway is shut down!Just a bed of roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13459267830839304441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-4097359966821899962010-03-17T18:19:35.851-07:002010-03-17T18:19:35.851-07:00Because you are so talented and funny and I spotte...Because you are so talented and funny and I spotted that before you got the book offer, I want to be included in your groupie as well, besides, I laugh out loud at all your stuff, so you can count on me to laugh when someone else might not get it! YOU GO GIRL!sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15144866190609701091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-2748067920023440412010-03-17T17:13:03.523-07:002010-03-17T17:13:03.523-07:00oh no Lisa, there's even a clause in it that s...oh no Lisa, there's even a clause in it that says "I Lisa, knowingly, and willfully (even though I am drunk) sign this contract and deem Sara fully worthy of receiving my inheritance." and "she doesn't even have to comment a million thousand times on my blog because she freaking rocks and I'm not worthy, so that's why I am giving her all my money"<br /><br />So, um, ya, better luck next time!Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16608249416231922732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-34370207997321593172010-03-17T16:38:16.299-07:002010-03-17T16:38:16.299-07:00OK, Brenda! I just returned from driving for a FR...OK, Brenda! I just returned from driving for a FREAKIN' HOUR AND 45 MINUTES, when it should have taken only half an hour! I am soooo sorry that you have to drive in that junk every day! Agghhh! I'm still mad! Fortunately, any and all words said in the cab of a car cannot be heard by Heaven. Lucky. <br /><br />Sara, I think you got me all liquored up to sign that there contract. I cannot be held accountable for my drunken state, though I still do love you. But that part about not having to comment is total crap. <br /><br />Okay, so Linda, your assignment is to check for bats in my cave. Kara will tell me if I have lipstick on my teeth. Brenda will remind me to keep my legs together, etc, etc. You'll all be front and center and we'll all wear blue pumps and glittery blue eyeshadow! We'll have our own secret club! Now THERE'S an idea. Anyway, all of you will be necessary to my success. Duh. So plan on receiving tickets in the mail...it's a done deal.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690873703374171148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-77334997862144741632010-03-17T15:59:04.901-07:002010-03-17T15:59:04.901-07:00What now...family gets part of the money...remembe...What now...family gets part of the money...remember Lisa we are family too, counting my 4 children, don't forget.<br /><br />Kera...You just HAVE to comment on every post Lisa does because I die laughing over you too..it wouldnt be the same without you, no way. Love your "moody pregnancy" state of mind your in...makes for some good come backs. <br /><br />wow, I just wrote this after being in SLOW traffic for ONE HOUR! what a nightmare out there today on the roads.Just a bed of roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13459267830839304441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-26444640135151801332010-03-17T14:50:47.773-07:002010-03-17T14:50:47.773-07:00I get a pass because I'm family and you HAVE t...I get a pass because I'm family and you HAVE to like me!!!...I don't care if you like the other family people, but you HAVE to like me. It's in the contract... oh yes, the one you signed. i have the copy right here. It clearly states:<br /><br /> "Therefore, as previously stated by Lisa, this contract verifies that Sara (her niece) will be entitled to half what Lisa earns in accordance with any book contract, blog contract, or overall increase in income due to Lisa's comedic timing. All others will receive nothing."<br /><br />Um humm...<br /><br />Right here baby! <br /><br />Oh, and it also says something about not having to comment on all of your posts because I'm Sara, the favorite, wonderful, spectacular niece and you love me... yada yada.. blah blah... Sara's the bomb!<br /><br />:DSunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16608249416231922732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-2271305439857089442010-03-17T14:49:59.799-07:002010-03-17T14:49:59.799-07:00Okay I so want to be you when I grow up. So when ...Okay I so want to be you when I grow up. So when you are on Oprah promoting your book can we be your geeky blogging friends gawking at you in the front row?See Mom Smilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336451668040366348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-64930494062276568812010-03-17T09:56:15.888-07:002010-03-17T09:56:15.888-07:00Ok, people, ok. These are some nice comments we g...Ok, people, ok. These are some nice comments we got going here. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. The dues are rollin' on in and it's a good thing, because I'm totally taking you all to the top with me. And by the TOP, I am of course, referring to A SHOUT OUT ON MY BLOG...since the book isn't really MINE, but rather HERS...but that's OK. A shout out is a shout out, right? And I'll glue and sprinkle all of your names individually with sky blue glitter. Thus, the glittery connection I spoke of. See, it's all coming together. LIVIN' THE DREAM! Love you all!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690873703374171148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-35729167296167894252010-03-17T09:37:16.718-07:002010-03-17T09:37:16.718-07:00bla bla bla ba bla... my sister is so great! bla ...bla bla bla ba bla... my sister is so great! bla bla bla bla ... she doesn't have stretch marks ... bla bla bla bla - her kids are the most beautiful!<br />bla bla bla bla .... she is SO funny. bla bla bla bla ... her photography is superior to the others.<br /><br />THOSE are the entries I'd like for you to submit. Not consider. SUBMIT!!!<br /><br />So proud of you. You know that. You are brilliant and hilarious beyond years and now FINALLY I get to live through you and your fame! What shall I wear?? <br /><br />Ok - but REALLY now ... it actually makes me tear (big drops) when I realize someone gets to really live out a DREAM!!! Because for the most part, life is just normal. And knowing you get to be ABNORMAL is beautiful to see. And you are worth it. And your words need to be read. YOu are a blessing in how you conduct yourself, your words, your dress, your spirit. And to show others that ... I LOVE IT!!!!!! And I love you!.kara Elmorehttp://www.karaelmore.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-13316264528615043662010-03-17T07:25:08.804-07:002010-03-17T07:25:08.804-07:00One of these days I need to hear the WHOLE story o...One of these days I need to hear the WHOLE story of the book deal. The 45 seconds of trying to talk to each other in church didn't quite cut it!<br /><br />Thank you for the birthday gift!! What's better than Easter candy (and the cute tin it came in)?...4th of July taffy. What's better than taffy?...Halloween candy corn! What's better than Halloween candy corn?...Christmas caramels. And what's better than Christmas caramels?.. Valentine's chocolates. And what's better than Valentine's chocolates, you may ask?...Easter candy. I LOVE THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!<br /><br />AND I LOVE YOU......AnonyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-80121770842186028552010-03-16T20:38:57.368-07:002010-03-16T20:38:57.368-07:00Congratulations! Can't wait to see the finish...Congratulations! Can't wait to see the finished project. ALL are great can't pick just one. MimiMimi Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10615059010141169618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-25859257984160365102010-03-16T19:17:48.340-07:002010-03-16T19:17:48.340-07:00This is most excellent news. I think you should su...This is most excellent news. I think you should submit one about a jazzy and its occupant.Joe Shttp://www.reddesertviolin.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-18853969724041179172010-03-16T19:06:22.861-07:002010-03-16T19:06:22.861-07:00Just don't forget us little people (or not so ...Just don't forget us little people (or not so little people)! Just remember who is the most loyal in leaving comments consistently and loving you whether you are famous or not! ;-)Kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07870337424997944073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-67877513024691524912010-03-16T18:52:09.392-07:002010-03-16T18:52:09.392-07:00Here to give you more Love and self esteem...could...Here to give you more Love and self esteem...could never pick a favorite Lisa, they all are fav's.<br />I think it's the unexpected you dish out that is my favorite.<br />We all need to laugh.<br />Will buy the book...not paying blog dues!<br />That will make you famous but not AS rich.<br />Exciting news!!!Just a bed of roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13459267830839304441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4251395280163186306.post-48720401247945803902010-03-16T17:27:46.933-07:002010-03-16T17:27:46.933-07:00LOL...you crack me up. I gave you my faves, dear ...LOL...you crack me up. I gave you my faves, dear girl. Use 'em or lose 'em. Well, the use 'em part anyway. I love your blog...it's so you. Love you a ton! Good luck!! :)Erica Borrowmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13770401460830345851noreply@blogger.com