Wednesday, April 27, 2011

NULL AND VOID

I'm pretty sure that jelly bean calorie content is null and void any time after the stroke of midnight on Easter.

Same goes for all chocolate in the shape of an egg, chick, or bunny.

And Rollos in pastel foil.

And egg shaped gum in plastic cartons.

And anything that once lay in a bed of cellophane grass.



You can quote me on that.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only AFTER Easter?? Well, nuts!!! I didn't want to count the calories before Easter but I guess I need to now! What if I bought Easter candy BEFORE Valentines Day? Does that count?? Or my birthday? Or Conference weekend? Or Palm Sunday? Or Good Friday? It better not count then either!!

Love Ya~ Anony :)

PS.....glad to see you blogging again! Have you been busy or something?

Julianna said...

Mmmm... does that mean the sugar count is null and void too? Because I'm having issues with the high sugar lately and my diabetes.

Lets just have a few and find out...

Jackie said...

I read this at got up to get my jelly bean stash. YUM!

Are you ready for this? I have gained 50 lbs so far! Might as well enjoy the last 8 weeks, right?

Vern said...

Which is why I want YOU in charge of writing my Weight Watchers handbook.

Garden of Egan said...

What a relief!

Gotta go to the store and buy some discount chocolate stuff!

Mimi Sue said...

We can only hope. And pray. Mimi

Cherie said...

Oh good - that makes me feel better about that bag of Whopper Egss I ate today - Whew!

Holly said...

Whew!! I'm SO relieved!!

Just a bed of roses said...

Are you still eating Easter candy over here Lisa?

Hey, I loved it when you blogged everyday...I know it's inside of you just wanting to come out...COME ON NOW...we're waiting!

Lilian said...

What about the jelly bean stash in my scripture case that I ate during church this past Sunday.... you know.... that FIRST Sunday of the month????

Stef said...

Awesome, because I just found my hoarding daughter's stash.

Vanessa said...

PFEWWWW. I am so glad you made that a rule, now that the baby is out comes the fun part of trying to get the extra pounds out. And easter does not help.

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