I MEAN THEY WON!
Most Preferred Senior—Christian Bingham, son of LISA and Sterling Bingham
Most Preferred Sophomore—Seth Bingham, son of LISA and Sterling Bingham
(Ava, the escort, peeking out of the corner)
And all I have to say is, "IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GAVE ME/THEM THE RECOGNITION I/THEY DESERVE!"
Because if we've learned ANYTHING from the selfless souls in Hollywood, you're NOTHING without a title to TELL people what you are...and an awards show for the self promoting trophy.
(But in this case, a high school assembly will do just fine.)