Son~"Yeah. It's mine. I'm doing pretty good at it, too. I should be a great kisser."
Me~"Soooooo...so like, you think sunflower seed spitting and kissing go hand in hand?"
Son~"Yeah. Don't they?"
And my question to you is, who started that fib, and when are they old enough to discern for themselves between truth and fiction? Honestly!
Now please excuse me while I go pick out the green M&M's, because you and I both know what those babies do! (wink wink)
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I love your sons reasoning. I wonder how the future kissee is gonna feel about seeds in her mouth....that are gloppy.
Uh, what DOES happen with green M&M's pray tell?
First of all ........ which son was it??????? And second of all ....... I want you to explain to me what the green ones do. Right now. Now. Here. On the spot. Tell me. What? What do they do? Right now.
My two children are the direct product of green M&Ms.
True story.
HAHA!!!! Busting a gut!! Seriously, so funny. I could see both of your boys saying that. :) And BTW, I have 5 prime examples of what those green M&M's do. :)
Okay seriously, that sounds like something my oldest brother would say.
Green M&Ms???
That explains a lot....
Perhaps I should only eat red ones from now on.
Well, as long as he does the kissing LONG after he brushes his teeth after spitting those seeds! My husband spits sunflower seeds to help him stay awake from driving... and there is NEVER kissing afterward!
Wink, wink. I thought it was the red ones...Mimi
hmm, I guess your tongue moves around a lot when you crack sunflower seeds open? haha I don't know?! haha
teeheeheee... awesome..
WOW!!! HAHAHA!!! Too funny!
OH... I give all the green ones to hubby... shhh... don't tell... Hehehe...
((HUGS))
Didn't you know? That's how I learned how to kiss. It was a combination of Seed spiting, and cherry stem tong tying and opening a starbursts with my mouth. hahaha
No wonder I was a great kisser. And a great baby producer. Hmmmmm
Lisa...do you realize how long it's been since you posted?
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