I thought my "flaming turd on a stick" was pretty good. Not to be out done by a cute pipsqueak in high school I'm going to go away and try to come up with something as cool as fartnockin' bombshiz. He is da bombshiz of shizzes!
My drug of choice is rabbit poop ice. I eat cups and cups of it every day. My husband bought me my very own nugget ice machine for my birthday and I don't think I've ever loved him more. I am a loud spirit trying to subdue itself in this body. Sometimes successful, other times, not so much. I am a happy and thriving, religious homemaker, wife and mother. Huh?! What?! That's madness! I know.
5 comments:
"fartnocken"? Niiiiice. I might have to steal that.
My dad used to say that people only swore becasue they weren't smart enough to think of something else.
I think your son is brilliant.
:)
I thought my "flaming turd on a stick" was pretty good. Not to be out done by a cute pipsqueak in high school I'm going to go away and try to come up with something as cool as fartnockin' bombshiz. He is da bombshiz of shizzes!
Ha. That is fun! Now, for that mouth....
Ya, that's exactly what I would say.
Actually he is stinking good looking.
Post a Comment