Dam brain.
Acorn vintage show in May
7 years ago
Thursday, October 20, 2011
DO OVER DAM BRAIN
I could have slept in today, guiltless, on account of it was UEA break. Which is why my brain said, "Hey, I don't think this will be nearly as much fun for you to sleep in when you can—you know, when it's legal. So just sit back while I open the...hold it...just about...GOT IT! I JUST OPENED THE DO OVER THOUGHT DAM! SORRY! I HAVE TO SCREAM OVER THE TORRENTIAL FLOOD WATERS OF REFLECTION THAT I'VE KEPT IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO LET THEM GO! AND I KNOW IT'S 4:47, BUT THERE'S NO BETTER TIME LIKE THE PRESENT TO LET YOU FLIP AND FILTER THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE, DO NOW OR WILL POSSIBLY DO IN THE FUTURE THAT HAS, DOES OR MIGHT POSSIBLY CAUSE IRREPARABLE HARM TO YOUR FAMILY, YOURSELF OR YOUR REPUTATION. HAVE FUN!"
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Dam!!! I flippen' do that ALL THE TIME!!! I have decided that I just shouldn't talk to people...cause I will frett about it...what I said, what I should have said, etc. Until the wee hours of the morning! I HATE when my brain wont shut off!
Well THAT would explain the lovely email I received this morning! Something about recipes... send it to 17 people, copy my name or was it your name or someone else's name or maybe change my name, include a recipe or dinner or take someone dinner or someone was bringing ME dinner...and if I don't do this within the next 257 minutes my youngest child will start doing cartwheels non-stop UNTIL I respond! Phew....so glad it's UEA break...I'm off to bed since it's noon-thirty and I still have on my jammies!!
Love ya~Anony :)
Anony, listen, I wasn't the one who started that dam recipe exchange, but I surely was NOT going to be the one to back out and make them think I was a loser...or not "fun" like they manipulated me into thinking was the reason they chose me. And I'm sorry that your youngest child keeps doing cartwheels. And I'm sorry that I used our friendship against you. And I'm sorry that I keep telling people that you'll supply their Thanksgiving turkey. But I'm simply trying to help you build character, because THAT is what friends are for. You're welcome. :)
If you find a way to trun it off...
Please post about it.
I beg you.
I love it!
What! When does this start happening. I thought it only happened when you were 10 months pregnant... No?
Oh hell!
lol, i don''t have this problem,thank goodness,did when i was younger though.
I hate it when that happens. Did you tell it to shut up?
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