Wednesday, August 3, 2011


Summer harvest has begun, friends! So far, we've managed to miss the perfect plucking time on every stinkin' Zucchini by 24 hours, allowing them all to double their midsection girth and go to seed. Crap.

But today, I reaped two tomatoes and a "husky" zuke (not yet obese) and ATE THEM ALL! By myself, people. Then I washed it all down with a refreshing yet acidic Diet Coke, containing nutrasweet, which is known to cause relentless flatulence.

Now, here's the problem—in about 2 hours, I'm going into the woods to preach to a bunch of young women. And when I say woods, I mean not by my bathroom. So my question to you is; how much fiber and acid and flatulence is too much fiber and acid and flatulence to be contained in my guttal region?

I think we're about to find out.

Pray for me, folks. Hard.


Cherie said...

OH boy - Ha Ha - I have been dealing with this dilemma (not exactly but unco-operative bowels...lovely) for awhile.

Good luck!!! Let us know how it turns out - LOL!

Julianna said...

The cucumbers do me in all the time.

Let's not even go where the Diet Coke brings me. :)

Check me out tomorrow night, I'm posting pics of the shoes just for you!


hilarious...sort of....good luckd...take plenty of paper?

Garden of Egan said...

Oh my heck!
I'm afraid of the preachin' you did!

I hope it all "came out" OK.

Mimi Sue said...

They're all so good for you as long as you're close to a potty. And one that flushes please! Hope all went well...Mimi

Fat, Female and Forty said...

I think you should have taken Immodium just for a precaution. I hope it went well.