But today, I reaped two tomatoes and a "husky" zuke (not yet obese) and ATE THEM ALL! By myself, people. Then I washed it all down with a refreshing yet acidic Diet Coke, containing nutrasweet, which is known to cause relentless flatulence.
Now, here's the problem—in about 2 hours, I'm going into the woods to preach to a bunch of young women. And when I say woods, I mean not by my bathroom. So my question to you is; how much fiber and acid and flatulence is too much fiber and acid and flatulence to be contained in my guttal region?
I think we're about to find out.
Pray for me, folks. Hard.
6 comments:
OH boy - Ha Ha - I have been dealing with this dilemma (not exactly but unco-operative bowels...lovely) for awhile.
Good luck!!! Let us know how it turns out - LOL!
The cucumbers do me in all the time.
Let's not even go where the Diet Coke brings me. :)
Check me out tomorrow night, I'm posting pics of the shoes just for you!
hilarious...sort of....good luckd...take plenty of paper?
Oh my heck!
I'm afraid of the preachin' you did!
I hope it all "came out" OK.
They're all so good for you as long as you're close to a potty. And one that flushes please! Hope all went well...Mimi
I think you should have taken Immodium just for a precaution. I hope it went well.
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