Tuesday, January 25, 2011

CRAZY A WEEPING

I haven't been writing lately, on account of I'm in mourning. The brilliance that IS Seriously So Blessed, has bid adieu, and I just don't know if I can go on. And you know, I don't think it should even be legal to get people hooked on a blog, and then just expect them to go freakin' cold turkey, without so much as a segue.

I mean, shouldn't there be some sort of patch or something? Criminy, even Meth users get to transition with Methadone, people. Smokers get Cigarest. So SOMEBODY OUT THERE NEEDS TO FIND ME SOME SORT OF OPIATE TO GET ME OFF SERIOUSLY SO BLESSED, WITHOUT EXPERIENCING THE WRENCHING WITHDRAWALS THAT I AM, AT THE PRESENT.

Until that happens, I'll be crazy-A weeping in the corner, hugging my knees with mascara streaming down my cheeks while I crack my head against the wall.

Let me know when you've got that patch.

Yesterday isn't soon enough.




15 comments:

Garden of Egan said...

Oh mercy. I thought I would have been good enough to be your methadone or somethun.

Never have read her. Now I feel like I'm missing out.

Hope you are able to get past the thumb sucking and put on your big girl panties!

Mimi Sue said...

Do you think it's for real? You never know with her. I'll pray with you that she's faking it. Thanks for the invite to the shower. What time should we come over? I've got a long list of about 50 of our closest friends. Hope you don't mind! I'll bring a crockpot cake! JK Mimi

Stef said...

Chocolate. Lots of it. Carmel filled treasures are some of my favorites. And at least she left us at a time where there is plenty to be had.

Julianna said...

Just promise me that you will never leave...

T said...

confession time: I only read that blog once... too annoyed with the purposeful misspellings to go back. And now you know it wasn't just me pretending to be TAMN the whole time :) I can't imagine it's disappeared forever though...

but if it has - you think her advertisers want a lesser known (but freakin' funny all the same) blogger - I'm available :)

Kara Elmore said...

Ohhh shoot - so sad for you. You totally need to shop at anthro and spend your mortgage -you'll feel so much better. That - and think about how fabulous your kids are and that they're like - you know - WAY better than the other idiots out there. That - and think of flat abs and way super cute double duo clothes for you and Jules and you'll be WAAAY better off knowing that she's in a better place (not really). And she'll realize it soon - TAMNERS live on!!!

Mandy said...

Oh, heck, I stopped reading her when you came along! Forget about the patch, you're the real deal, darling!

IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAY said...

be thankful shes still on the planet. many years ago i had a blog on another site and one girl i used to read suddenly stopped writing every day. a few weeks later a family member wrote a note that she had been killed in a car accident. I was gutted.
Its weird how you get so attached to people and their lives without ever meeting in person.

Meredith said...

I haven't ever read that blog. But I suppose since you're taking it so had that I'm the lucky one here! lol

Holly said...

She may try to get OFF her blog... but she's probably addicted, too!! BAHAHA!!! Keep watching... she may be drawn to come back like a preteen boy to the smell of his own bodily functions!!! (...or the urge to bring attention to it... UGH!!) ;p

Now if this calls for lunch therapy, you just let me know!! ;D

Sorry... I know I could never be so original and funny... *sigh* However, I'm OH SO GLAD YOU ARE!! ;D

(((HUGS)))

Jess said...

Gee thanks for making me aware of her blog, and read it, and FALL IN LOVE with it. Just as it's going out. Sheesh. What kind of friend are you??

Just a bed of roses said...

Yes, what kind of friend are you to not fill us in sooner.
I for one will read her blog if she will reconsider.

Did I read she was due to have a baby...cause that would explain it all. blaming husband and all.

Wash your face now and come out from the corner...we all miss you.

Salt H2O said...

She had to get bored with it- I read somewhere that the author is an attorney.

I am surprised with her advertising revenue she didn't tap some additional authors to pen the blog rotating weeks and posts, but part of me wonders with the national press the blog received (Slate.com) to the non-members that would frequent the blog and couldn't figure out it was satire, that she was potraying the LDS faith in an unflattering light.

And I watched A LOT of Murder She Wrote, so I'm really good at figuring these kind of things out.

Jackie said...

I was wondering if it was for reals or for stunts as well.

Neener said...

NOooooooo! You'll have to just add some of her humor to yours. If you need me I'll be in bed with the blinds drawn. woeis' me..