"Who gave you gum?"
(chomp, chomp, chew, smack)
"Sterling did."
(smack, chomp, chew)
"STERLING! YOU ARE IN TROUBLE! Spit it out. Now. I mean it. Give it to me." (hand held under chomping chin)
(hysterical laughter, rebellious head shake and even louder gum smacking followed by a fist bump between Sterling and the offender)
Now I'm not naming names, people. But let's just say that the next time you see your DOCTOR/RELIGIOUS LEADER/43 YEAR OLD PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY...
...put your hand under his chin and tell him to spit it out, or you'll tell his wife.
12 comments:
That is hysterical!! I can just see it now. :) HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sympathetic... I have a serious gum addiction - there are currently 7 flavors to choose from on my kitchen counter... 3 in my purse... etc...
next time you see me I promise to spit it out the first time I'm asked.
It's only good when you're doing the smack, chomp, chew! Hmmmm. I knew you'd be a plate addict too. You just look the type :) Mimi
Oh, that is awesome. So it doesn't get any better as they grow??
I really think I'm going through gum withdrawal here since I had the braces put back on. When they come off in April, I reckon they'll be bubble reside every where. :)
Did you plop the ABC gum in your mouth?
bwahahahaha! Love the visual!
Smack! POP!! LOL!! That's FUNNY!!
OH... and just for the RECORD, the tree may be UP, but it's NOT decorated. Teehee!! When you have a 12 foot tree, you get it UP when you have the help nearby to torture ;D I think as cumbersome an ordeal it is to up and down that baby, we should make it an "ALL HOLIDAYS" tree... BAHAHA!! Work with me, now... hearts, cupids, president silhouettes and snowflakes on it in Feb... Shamrocks and leprechauns in March... Spring flowers... flags... covered wagons... YOU get the idea... HEY!! I feel a POST coming on. ;p TEEHEE!!
Oh my stinkin' heck! That was the best birthday gift EVER!! We all laughted our ever livin' heads off. Thank you for making this dreadful memory into something hysterical! You're the best!
I think knowing exactly who you are talking about makes this a fabulous story! I can picture it now ha ha
I'm laughing, but I don't get it!
I guess I had to be there.
hugs
cindy@stitches
I don't care how pure his spit is, I don't want it touching my hand. Put his wife on speed dial.
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