"Who gave you gum?"
(chomp, chomp, chew, smack)
(smack, chomp, chew)
"STERLING! YOU ARE IN TROUBLE! Spit it out. Now. I mean it. Give it to me." (hand held under chomping chin)
(hysterical laughter, rebellious head shake and even louder gum smacking followed by a fist bump between Sterling and the offender)
Now I'm not naming names, people. But let's just say that the next time you see your DOCTOR/RELIGIOUS LEADER/43 YEAR OLD PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY...
...put your hand under his chin and tell him to spit it out, or you'll tell his wife.