Friday, November 12, 2010

YOU DIDN'T WAVE

I just got back from doing a little shopping. So here's today's question:

What is...

Better than the State Fair...

Better than the hallways of a Jr. High school...

Better than a family reunion...in a double wide...in the back woods of Alabama?

Answer~The Mall Food Court.

I'm telling you, folks, people watching as good as that shouldn't be legal. It was like looking through a microscope at a petri dish full of rapidly multiplying bacteria, and wondering when the mutation would come to a horrifying climax.



By the way, you didn't wave back at me.



10 comments:

Stef said...

Oh, my husband loves the mall. Anywhere in the mall. HEck, he loves shopping. I hate it. ALl of it. Well, not Dairy Queen, but everything else about a mall I strongly dislike. So, that is probably why I ddin't wave.

Mimi Sue said...

Oh, was that you? I'm not really stuck up. When I don't wear my glasses everything's a blur. Mimi

Kate said...

I couldn't wave. I was trying to eat my hot dog on a stick in some gosh dang peace. Stare hard retard. :P

Holly said...

Sorry! Didn't see you... I was looking under the table for my RING!!! BAHAHAHA!!! Well, I'm so glad SOMEBODY can RELATE! (((HUGS))) ...and I amuse anyone watching me try to ACCOMPLISH anything.... I'm sure I AM from another planet! ;p

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

That's kind of paranoid Lisa...I mean now days it's a wonder anyone is looking up from those dang phone things everyone is so connected to 24/7...ARE YOU SURE you were being watched or just remembering days past when people really did wave to each other at the malls.
I need to go to the mall today...probably will stay away from food court...sounds unfriendly. I mean No waving, come on.

Natalie said...

One of my favorite pass times...peep watching and mocking. Wish I was there with you...I would even refrain from wear my sweats for the occasion. :)

The Martos Fudge said...

I love to people watch especially when my mom or sister are next to me, then they become entertainment for many hours of conversation that I am sure are not loud enough to make it to heaven. You should go to Florida one day and do some people watching at the beach. You'll be amazed. Let me know when you do, so that I can help you get started on those criticisms, I mean compliments.

Julianna said...

Nope. Sorry, that wasn't me. I was people watching at the airport and In our good old Washinton DC's Metro System. Ever people watched on the subway? Good Times... Good Times.

Sandra said...

No, I'm pretty sure I waved. But you looked at me with that blank stare, like, "Who the hell are you again?"

Krista said...

You are funny! I was there on Saturday, but skipped the food court except for Mrs. Field's cookies.