(BURPPP) I'm just finishing (baby burp) up (bigger burp) another piece of pie (grandpappy brap) with homemade cream. Oh, (burpBURPBURP) isn't Thanks(burp)giving(belch) WONDERFUL?!
Hope your (braaaaaap) day was as happy (burp) and filled with (stifled burp) holiday joy as mine. (burpity burp) And that you too (BUBBLIN' BURP) enjoyed the bounty of the feast! (BELCH)
(HAPPY GRIN, HEAD FLUNG BACK AND MOUTH WIDE OPEN EMITTING COLOSSAL TURKEY BURP!!!)