Friday, September 25, 2009

SCIENCE

Note to self. The reason you can't lose weight is because an entire "family pack" of pink and white frosted and sprinkled circus animal cookies~also known as bliss in a bag~have more calories that you can burn off with a twelve minute half-a**ed walk. It's science, Lisa. And you can't argue with science.

2 comments:

Kara Elmore said...

Well - then I say add another DIET COKE to the mix - that ought to help, right???

Lisa said...

Totally. Cuz we all know a Diet Coke cancels out the calories from the cookies. Duh. Science.