This here produce was found in our garden.
And yes, I know it's past it's prime.
And no, it wasn't me if you find it in the backseat of your car after church.
And yes, it is your fault~you should have locked your car doors.
And lastly, some of you were privileged to view the unedited 'Boy holds a zucchini' ~before shame and judgement kicked in. To you late comers, remember, the early bird gets the worm...the crass, bawdy, suggestive 'inyendo' worm. No worms left for you. Sad.
But feel free to use your mind's eye with these three things in mind...