Wednesday, August 25, 2010

WARNING

I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes. Yes, okay? YES, IT WAS ME THE COP PULLED OVER THIS MORNING!

I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes. Yes, okay? YES, IT WAS ILLEGAL!

I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes. Yes, okay? YES, IT IS AWESOME TO BE THE MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WHO GETS OFF WITH A WARNING, RATHER THAN THE PUNK-A TEENAGER SIGNING THE TICKET!

Whoever said life isn't fair...wasn't me this morning.

15 comments:

Garden of Egan said...

You totally rock!!!!!!!!!!!
So glad you could cryyourway/showsomecleavage to get out of that ticket.
You go girl.

Kara Elmore said...

what did you DO????????????

And I have learned early on that tears at this age (or a simple point and shoot at my belly that is LARGE) ALWAYS helps me get out of things that others wouldn't. And I LOVE IT!

One Cluttered Brain said...

Woo-hoo!!
All right!!
*whistling thru my teeth* I can type that I am doing it but in all actuality I can't do it..lol.
YOU ROCK!

T said...

here's me thinking twice about being excited about getting away with breaking the law... but whatev...

Whoooo-freakin'-Hooo girl, way to flirt your way out of that one

and here's me REALLY hoping the cop was a guy... because otherwise this story is going to get interesting - and not in a family friendly way.

Anonymous said...

Question #1: What were you doing to get pulled over?

Question #2: Were you still in you nightgown?

Question #3: What were you doing driving around town this morning? I didn't think you got ready 'til noon-thirty!

Question #4: Was the cop my old boyfriend?

Anony :)

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

Are you going to start teaching classes?

I need to know the "How to get out of a ticket" skills when I finally get pulled over for the first time!

Cherie said...

Crap you are LUckEEEE (channeling Napoleon Dynamite)!
I think we need to know more of the details so we can learn what we are all doing wrong!

Lisa said...

Anony, does your old boyfriend like cleavage? Just askin'...no reason. Um, okay friends, it's like this. Totally unintentional. Something about a round-a-bout rule and me breaking it with a gaggle of kids crossing. Apparently the other cars were pulled off to the RIGHT of the road, and I thought they were parked. AND NO, I did NOT run them over...nobody likes kindergarten hair in their grill.

Sunshine said...

Kindergarten hair = totally tacky!

Roundabouts= stupid dumb rules that make no sense, and why do we even have a round about in such a stupid place that years later has to be redone because we were idiots and didn't realize we constructed it wrong....? *gasp*

... or something like that!

Neen said...

I believe Layne was the doumb teenager pulled over and ticked today! Yes, after you told him about your experience he was pulled over on the way to Provo. No warning, just a freeking ticket! There were tons out pulling people over everywhere today. Hummmm must be the end of the month!

reasonably chubby said...

You lucky dog! Yay! :) It almost makes me want to get pulled over just to see if my cleavage would work the same magic...

Lisa said...

Janine, NO WAY! That is hysterical! Speeding? Good last impression for Melinda...she'll always remember the day you dropped her off for school. :)

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

No more Roundabouts for YOU!
Hey, I hear the speed limit on them is like 15 mph.
no wonder cops just sit there like vultures, who wants to go 15 mph in a roundabout?

Holly said...

OK, you aren't LUCKY, but profoundly TALENTED!! I couldn't even get out of s ticket when I WAS a looker... You definitely should teach a class!! Video tape it and sell it online!! You could market it and get rich off your mad skills!! However, not else had the... ummm... ESSENCE that IS LISA... So it probably couldn't work for anyone else! Did you make him laugh? Is that the key???

I got a ticket for no seatbelt for pulling it over and buckling AS I was entering the road from the parking lot trying to find an urgent care that would see my daughter... GEEZ!! Was that guy a jerk... or WHAT??? SEE!! That's where MY talent lies... Not ever getting away with anything... I'm GOOD!! LOL!!

You're my HERO!!

See Mom Smile said...

Oh my lucky you! What were you wearing? That now needs to be your lucky-get-out-of-tickets-outfit. It was probably really sexy :)