Thursday, September 16, 2010

MIDGET MOUTH

My beautiful sister's version of me, with "hardly any" photoshopping. "In fact, Lisa, usually I have to do a lot more skin fixing...(wait for it)...on people your age."

This is for my newspaper column, and I think we are all wondering the same thing.....

......with a mouth so petite, how in tarnation does she eat so much?

Hard to say, friends. Hard to say. It may have something to do with compensation~like when a blind person hears better in order to balance out his loss of sight? Well, my nose girth clearly compensates for my midget mouth. In fact, it's highly likely that I actually inhale my food...LITERALLY...and not just figuratively.

That's my theory, anyway.




22 comments:

Garden of Egan said...

Isn't there some country song that goes "one hot mama"

Ya, that's you.

Well, maybe your petite mouth isn't big enough but are you sucking food through your nose?

Probably not.

You are beautimous!

OH OH, my VW:
flabotta

I like that word for some reason. On accounta you talking about your neck skin.........which is non existant

reasonably chubby said...

Hahaha! Girl you crack me up! :) And you're pretty too...

Kara Elmore said...

now LISTEN HERE sister of mine...... I said that so you would FEEL BETTER about the LACK of photoshop I had to do on you. I even told you that MY photoshopping on ME was more intense than what I did on you. And we both know I NOT OF YOUR AGE yet. Which, we have come to understand consists of marks on the face that were NOT there before .... but YOU .. YOU have glorious skin that hardly took any photoshopping. The only thing I did was work on that claw of yours. Yes - that one. The one holding the bracelet. Ooo that's not a claw? It's a hand? Welllll - it's because I made you wash your hands to hold my NEWBORN while I drug my bleeding body outside to TAKE your pictures. And even MY hand is worse looking than yours.

Well - maybe not.

Love you SO much. You are GORGEOUS! Small mouth and all. But out of that small mouth comes beautiful things. There - that oughta stop you from complaining.

Anonymous said...

HUBBA, HUBBA, ZING, ZING,
BABY YOU GOT EVERYTHING!!!

What a gorgeous shot! Looking forward to the newspaper articles! Anony :)

Anonymous said...

You are stinkin' beautiful Lis...ohhhh, to look like you! Sure do love you and can't wait for your column!!! Congrats babe!
Heather

Cherie said...

Beautiful picture! Who needs photoshop :-D

Sunshine said...

snort... then what's my problem?

Ster said...

Now that right there is a pretty wife!

One Cluttered Brain said...

I just HAD to click over to see who this beautiful celebrity is on your blog!!
It's YOU!
Can I have your autograph?
You are most beautiful.

One Cluttered Brain said...

You have a newspaper column?
Then definitely I need an autograph....

JoeinVegas said...

Nice little smile . .

Kate said...

Do you know why I love you so much?? Because I also have a TINY MOUTH!!! In fact, once when I was about 17 and used to flirt like crazy with a boy I worked with, he said to me "I actually can't imagine kissing you because your mouth is so small." Uh, excuse me?

You are smokin hot.

Stef said...

Haha. Gotta love sistah-love. The picture looks great!! Now, the inhaling of food...hmmm...interesting.

Anonymous said...

you look GORGEOUS

the opposite of "vomit" which was the word verification. I guess they make actual words appear now.

Mimi Sue said...

WOW! So much to think about! Would your darling sister make me look that good? Lately I need all the photoshop I can get. Congrats on all your achievements and especially the one year anniversary. Time sure flies when you're having fun. By the way, I lost a follower too. I wonder if it's the same one. She probably died laughing at something you wrote and her next of kin pulled her presence of the internet. Poor thing. Mimi

Pearl said...

You are beautiful! And if you think your nose is big, you should see mine, especially in profile! Your mouth doesn't look petite, it looks sort of terse...like "why the heck is my sister taking a picture of me RIGHT NOW?!?"

Matt and Kierstyn said...

WOW! You're soooo beautiful! That is awesome you're getting your own column!

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

Agree with all the above comments.
Great job Kara...new mother and all with babe in arms taking shots of celebrity sista.

Now Mr. Blueandshoe Ster has a knock out babe PIN-UP PHOTO for his office!

Holly said...

I LOVE this!! Looks like it could be an ALBUM cover!! ;D

I think I want a signed 8X10! HEHE!!

Your mouth and nose are fine!!

Did you have an article in the inaugural issue? I glanced through it but didn't find it. Can't wait to see you in print!!

Krista said...

I'm just glad she Photoshopped the curly nose hairs out of the picture. Was gonna mention that. JK- you are bee-yoo-tiful! I have a midget mouth, too. It's to hold back all the thoughts that actually come to our head.

adriel, from the mommyhood memos said...

Ha! You are too much. Too much. :) This is an absolutely stunning photo of you.

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

People "your age"? Hmmm.... I bet I can use that in a sentence.

I wish to heck I looked as good as certain people "your age."

You look marvelous darling!

WV: thebigno

I had to laugh.