My beautiful sister's version of me, with "hardly any" photoshopping. "In fact, Lisa, usually I have to do a lot more skin fixing...(wait for it)...on people your age."
This is for my newspaper column, and I think we are all wondering the same thing.....
......with a mouth so petite, how in tarnation does she eat so much?
Hard to say, friends. Hard to say. It may have something to do with compensation~like when a blind person hears better in order to balance out his loss of sight? Well, my nose girth clearly compensates for my midget mouth. In fact, it's highly likely that I actually inhale my food...LITERALLY...and not just figuratively.
That's my theory, anyway.