So TODAY is the LAST DAY OF 4th GRADE! WOOHOO! We went back to school shopping last week, on account of there were only three weeks until 5th grade begins, on account of THEY ONLY HAVE TWO WHOPPING WEEKS OFF FOR SUMMER, ON ACCOUNT OF THIS CRAP CALLED 'YEAR ROUND.' But you won't hear too much complaint from these thin lips, since that also means my ears will stay connected to my skull, on account of the girl won't be around to chew and chatter them off.
Anyway, I've got to go. Here comes my boyfriend, Patriotism. I'm making a cake for him, on account of it's his birthday. We're in love. He's really strong and courageous and he looks smashing in his red, white and blue uniform. Plus, he backhands Socialist tyrants right and left if they so much as LOOK at me lustily.
Lisa+Patriotism=True Love Always.
God Bless America.