Friday, July 2, 2010

ON ACCOUNT OF

I just now recovered from the migraine I received as a parting gift for helping out with Field Day yesterday. You know me and my greed~I tore into the wrappers immediately and reaped the rewards for the entire day and into the night. Wouldn't want anyone ELSE to get their hands on MY blinding headache.

So TODAY is the LAST DAY OF 4th GRADE! WOOHOO! We went back to school shopping last week, on account of there were only three weeks until 5th grade begins, on account of THEY ONLY HAVE TWO WHOPPING WEEKS OFF FOR SUMMER, ON ACCOUNT OF THIS CRAP CALLED 'YEAR ROUND.' But you won't hear too much complaint from these thin lips, since that also means my ears will stay connected to my skull, on account of the girl won't be around to chew and chatter them off.

Anyway, I've got to go. Here comes my boyfriend, Patriotism. I'm making a cake for him, on account of it's his birthday. We're in love. He's really strong and courageous and he looks smashing in his red, white and blue uniform. Plus, he backhands Socialist tyrants right and left if they so much as LOOK at me lustily.


Lisa+Patriotism=True Love Always.



God Bless America.








11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You win "Mother of the Year" again! I was greedy and allowed some "me" time and had my eyebrows done INSTEAD of field day! Yay for me!!!

We had one graduate from 3rd grade today and movin' on to 4th! Although we have 6 weeks for summer! YIPEE!!

AND we, too, are making a cake for Patriotism!
Is your favorite number 8 by chance?...Anony

One Cluttered Brain said...

Yum! Cake!
That sounds like some patriotism I could get used too...

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

I just hate chewed and chattered ears...hope the two weeks fly by for all of your ears. You know we will be hear with our eyes and hearts if you need.
Love your BOYFRIEND PATRIOTISM...glad its not EDWARD or JACOB!

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

I did mean that we are hear, and not here, not a typo...well, it was, but I saved myself, didnt I?

Mimi Sue said...

I had a love/hate relationship with year round. It was always so confusing. Now I don't care. Now they either have a job year round or are married to someone that has a job year round. All of this will pass eventually. Mimi

Jackie said...

Your blog makes me smile. A lot. Which I needed on a weekend like this.

Scout camp. Married to the scoutmaster. Solo holiday weekend.

But this is about you. And how I think you are rad. (I know, I know, I tell you that all the time. It's getting annoying, isn'.t it? I can't help it!!)

T said...

wish you were just a tad more greedy and had stolen my headache as well - you could have had TWICE the fun... and poor me without my reward...

Year 'round always sounds so good... until the year 'round school wanted me to work there... Ummmmm He#$ NO! (oh, and then they changed their schedule and guess who took the job?)

Holly said...

I had one of those beastie migraines today... UGH!

This year round school thing is a pain when you also have ones on traditional. We BOTH get TAHT honor! YAY!! What track is she on next year? My 6th grader will be on B this time... but I'll STILL have the OTHER on around... At least they won't be FIGHTING!! =D

BTW, I REALLY admire your BF!! Mine is similar... *sigh* He didn't get a CAKE, though... poor guy!! Not even cookies, or PIE!! WOW!! I better do something to hang on to him before he gets wind of the things others do for THEIR BFs!! GAH! ;p

Check my post out on TUESDAY!! =D (((HUGS)))

Holly said...

Just kidding... It's on Monday's post... =D

.E. said...

Year round school? are you freakin kidding me.. what is wrong with your school system.. thats horrid ( yeah I am one of those kids who hated school that would of killed me ) killed me I say.. and if they ever do that hear.. well let me just say MY kids will not be partaking.. I wont care what the law says.. :)

Krista said...

Hey - I thought I left a comment on this one! Sorry about the freakin' headaches. I can relate. I'm afraid of spontaneous human decapitation myself.