Son~"Yeah. It's mine. I'm doing pretty good at it, too. I should be a great kisser."
Me~"Soooooo...so like, you think sunflower seed spitting and kissing go hand in hand?"
Son~"Yeah. Don't they?"
And my question to you is, who started that fib, and when are they old enough to discern for themselves between truth and fiction? Honestly!
Now please excuse me while I go pick out the green M&M's, because you and I both know what those babies do! (wink wink)