Wednesday, May 19, 2010

DING DONG DUNG

Just a little FYI~after submitting a piece for a certain website, I received a kindly suggestion, that I might want to "tone things down a bit" for their audience. And I laughed. But I did it. And now the entire article is devoid of any and all profanity, potty humor and personality.

So don't come whining to me when you read it and it sounds like a sister wife wrote it. Because I did my best to give you Princess Lisa and they returned it asking for the lady that lives down the street who wouldn't say (fill in feces reference) if she had a mouth full. And we all know I would~and do~even though my mouth is empty~except for some Ding Dongs and such.


Because that's who I am.

'S how I roll...

Running big, happy and spitting out profanities like they were Ding Dong Dung in my mouth.




(new favorite~Ding Dong Dung)

17 comments:

Amberlee said...

I LOVE all of the various references you use. That is who you are and whom I ADORE! If changing how you write is a requirement for them don't do it, PLEASE! I love you just the way you are... (sing it in your head)

Pearl said...

Well, psh! Don't change a thing, I say. You are fabulous and hilarious and fan-freakin-tastic potty mouth and all!

Who are these people and what do they know?

Anonymous said...

You are what you eat! And I LLLOOOVVVEEE Ding Dongs!!! :) Potty mouth!...Anony

PS....the lady you're referring to "down the street" isn't me, is it?!

Erica Borrowman said...

I don't get it. Why would they ask YOU to submit and then ask YOU to leave YOU out? That's dumb. Just sayin'.

Lisa said...

Yeah! What YOU said~to ALL of you brilliant women! And no, Anony, not you. I can see how you might THINK it was you, being the RS Pres and all, but no. I've heard you profane and you didn't have a mouth full, either.

See Mom Smile said...

Do they not read your blog and know you?!?!? I would put the origianl piece on HERE and hide a link in the one you submit. Just a little blogging-secret-combination-thing to keep it real :)

Krista said...

We all know the super righteous people don't read blogs! They are too busy making casseroles for their neighbors, kneading bread and canning jam to go with it. We'll take you, potty and all. Now repent and sin no more.

Jackie said...

SO funny! That cracks me up!

kara elmore said...

ok wait ....... are you KIDDING ME?????????? This is my idea - post the ORIGINAL ONE HERE - and then the TONED DOWN ONE - and let us ALL laugh and laugh and then post comments on the "certain website" stating OUR feelings of THEIR sister wife words.

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

DONT THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE???

You ARE Golda...would they turn down Jay Golden Kimball if he were still here, what about their ratings, don't they care?

Would they turn down Jerry Seinfeld...or edit him? well, maybe but they shouldn't.

Do they not have cute little children that turn into teen-agers and people we don't recognize.

I am going to admit this out loud...that site I am thinking it might be...I get a bit depressed when I read it, seriously.
So I come here for the REAL life stuff that makes me laugh about our lives. The lives that are in the last days...help us Lisa!

I agree with Kara. Please take her advice.
We want the unedited real stuff and the edited.
cant wait...

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

did you quit monitoring comments?

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

Krista...love that last comment...repent and sin no more! lol!

Mimi Sue said...

If I wanted to read something from a sister wife then I would. I'd rather read something from you. You say what we all think and feel only it's a lot more entertaining. I say let them make bread and you stay you. Mimi

The Martos Fudge said...

Who has time to be righteous if you have to do all that Krista said, I will never qualify! Yes post the original here...

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

Lisa I tried to email you from the address on your blog it came back to me.
can you email me: justabedofroses@hotmail.com I have an important thing for you. I am working today, trying to get out the door so I may not get it till this evening.

Lisa said...

Brenda~I emailed you. And yes, I stopped moderating, but Boo is going to show me how to block that "certain" anonymous donor.

Thanks all, for your kind and loving NO FREAKIN' SISTER WIFE WRITING comments. I may just do exactly as you suggested.

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

Oh oh, yes indeed, please do! Post the original here!
But truly, I bet it's still O.May.Zing-a!