So don't come whining to me when you read it and it sounds like a sister wife wrote it. Because I did my best to give you Princess Lisa and they returned it asking for the lady that lives down the street who wouldn't say (fill in feces reference) if she had a mouth full. And we all know I would~and do~even though my mouth is empty~except for some Ding Dongs and such.
Because that's who I am.
'S how I roll...
Running big, happy and spitting out profanities like they were Ding Dong Dung in my mouth.
(new favorite~Ding Dong Dung)