Thursday, May 27, 2010

ONION PARFAITS



So, do you people have ANY IDEA how ridiculously thin a regular Hershey's bar is? Hardly worth your spit...unless you were to, oh, I don't know, say take several (four) bars and stack them on top of each other, when no one was watching, and snarf them down like they were a special Princess Lisa Onion Parfait (layers~just like Shrek.)

Not that I'd know.

Because that would be wrong...and decadent. (shaking head in shame~furrowed eyebrows)

And sinful(-ly delicious.)

I can only imagine (remember.)

Also, did I mention the CORRUPT FOLKS WHO MANUFACTURE CHICLETS? Not that I want to cast an ugly pall over such an exquisite delicacy, but I feel it's my duty to pass on my knowledge that while ALL OTHER LARD/CHOLESTEROL PUSHERS are SUPERSIZING our portions and rumps, this little orange box has gone the OTHER WAY and is minimizing. They've spun this web of deceit gracefully, as the box has remained the same size. But the COUNT, people. The COUNT IS OFF BY TWO. FREAKIN. CHICLE. SQUARES. You heard me right. Two Chicles~M.I.A. Cheated by snake eyes.

On another note, I'm having a hard time finding my "zone." Like my work/create/energy/accomplish/exercise/arise before noon thirty/aspire/succeed zone. Not sure where it is. Might have been stolen when we went to daylight savings. A bunch of zones were munged up about that time, so I'm thinking that's when the farmer's got a hold of it and mistakenly planted it with their crops, expecting a fantastic harvest.

Which unfortunately has left poor zoned out Princess Lisa wandering around with remnants of Onion Parfait dripping from her chins while her family scavenges about finding nothing but cupcake sprinkles and evaporated milk for dinner.

Which is also the beginnings of a perfectly satisfactory dessert, people. So kwitcherbitchin.

























7 comments:

Mimi Sue said...

How come you have a stupid rose already? It's still the middle of winter isn't it? Your darling (idiot) son reminded me of my own darling (moron) son at his age. Only mine spray painted his room. At least the neighbors couldn't see it and laugh at us. Mimi

The Martos Fudge said...

So... quick question? Are you sure one of your kids didn't take the extra 2 pieces of gum? As I was looking for my gun today I found it stuck to my sons hair. Check it there, next time...

Brenda @Just a Bed of Roses said...

You'll find your zone right after Memorial day...oops you have children...you'll find it next fall when the children have gone back to school...now go eat some more thin chocolate!

I just love to stop in here...now back to bed for Moi!

.E. said...

OMG you crack me up to no end.. I am a fan of Carmellos.. ahh the creamy goodness of carmel and chocolate together.. cant go wrong yummmm...

Cherry's Jubilee said...

LOoks yummy to me...my fave is a plain ole Hersey bar!

T said...

I hate daylight savings time... I'm pretty sure it's just one more way that the world is out to get me... of course, judging by the fact that it's the MIDDLE of the NIGHT as I'm commenting... I don't need any help with the losing sleep thing!!!

Holly said...

I think I lost my ZONE last October... LOL!!
You know... I really shouldn't be looking at your pics or read your mouth watering post at 2am!! *sigh*

Tonya: as you can SEE... the losing sleep thing comes naturally for me, as well. ;p