Sunday, October 4, 2009


My house is really, really clean. Spotless, in fact. Not even lyin'. Hand to the Heavens. Gosh honest truth. Totally immaculate. Cross my heart. Sanitary. Pristine.

What? Are you...questioning me? Are you? That's kind of rude, don't you think? Do I go around calling you a liar to your blog face? No. No, I don't. Cuz that's not who I am. That's not how I roll.

Anyway, it's really clean. Just sayin'.

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