So if you REALLY wanted to eat there, you had to strip down naked, lather up and take a full on shower in front of the people seated at the tables.
So I did.
But I left a really small tip, because I really, really hated doing it. That'll show 'em.
Now for the kicker. I made reservations to return. But you can BET I'll be going on a diet before I do.
I'm not stupid, you know.
(Anyone else out there have horrible naked dreams? Please share.)