That's right, guiltless, because it's a bonding ritual that we've been commanded to perform on a regular basis in order to keep families together forever, and also to make sure the scriptural prophecies by Malachi come to pass. In Malachi 4:6 we read, "And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse." Which can be a reference to geneology, but also, and much more LIKELY, is a reference to sisters and mothers~cheek to cheek, belly to belly~laughing, talking, shopping and eating all kinds of fat drenched deliciousness (crap.) And I know, if it hadn't been so difficult to carve onto those ancient plates, he'd have written all the rest of those words~trust me. Plus, and even MORE CRUCIAL~Do we REALLY want to be held responsible for a SMITING CURSE on the Earth? I don't think so.
So there you go.
Therefore, I've saved up my money and my calories, in order to be able to splurge while she's...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH. MY. HECK! I'm sorry! That was just TOO CRAZY to keep going with! Freakin' hysterical!!! Oh, my gosh! Aaaaaahhh! Sooooooooo funny! Oh, you guys know me too well. (tear wipe) There was no saving of any kind going on, people. NUUUUUUUNNNNNN at all. Oh my gosh, sorry, forgive me while I grab a tissue to blow my nose and wipe my eyes. Aaahhhhhh. I slay me! Just a sec, I need to compose myself. (throat clear and another tear wipe) OK. I think I can go on. (throat clear) Fine. OK. We're good.
Aaaaaaanyway...where were we? Oh yes~rewrite~I'll be doing some supplemental shopping. How 'bout that? That's more like it. And I'll think of you poor miserable, cold and cloudy February sweeties while I do it. It'll be like you're there with me, as you're in my heart, therefore it's almost like a gift I'm giving you. No, no~no need to thank me. Just thank my generous heart. (head tilt, heart pat) I think it has a secret crush on you. (ssshhhhh)
In conclusion, we have learned several things from this blog entry...1)Lisa is generous and selfless, and she's saving Earth from a curse. Greater good. 2)She is more spiritual than you, as she's able to quote scripture at will, in order to rationalize her decadence. And if Heavenly Father is on your side, you're golden. 3)Lisa is HIS (Heavenly Father's) favorite. He told her so. Just sayin'.
'Member~you're in my (making heart shape with hands in meaningful sign language) Kisses and Toodles!