How about Sterling...I mean, being the great man that he is and all! Remember he buys you roses, diamonds, appliances, motorcycles...certainly he could solve your problem here. Right Ster?
Are you sure it's a turkey? Why is it "breaking wind" in your fridge? What are you feeding it to give it wind? Whatever you do, don't buy a rump roast!
I am a loud spirit trying to subdue itself in this body. Sometimes successful, other times, not so much. I am a happy, thriving, religious homemaker, wife and mother. And none of these things are contrary, no matter what the world tells you. :)
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I will trade you for 5 boys and two dogs farting in my house!
Nope. No good. Already have a daughter, two boys, a husband and a farting cat in my house. I thought the fridge was safe.
shut the fridge!
plug your nose?
All good suggestions...but still, somebody should take care of that.
How about Sterling...I mean, being the great man that he is and all! Remember he buys you roses, diamonds, appliances, motorcycles...certainly he could solve your problem here. Right Ster?
Hey hon, you could make soup out of it!
Yes! Make soup out of it! That way your whole house can stink like the fridge. You're welcome. Mimi
wow, now that is mature!!!
That's what husbands are for!!
Are you sure it's a turkey? Why is it "breaking wind" in your fridge? What are you feeding it to give it wind? Whatever you do, don't buy a rump roast!
Anonymous, maybe you're reading the wrong blog, if you think maturity has something to do with this.
The rest of you have been very helpful. Especially Krista's advice to avoid the rump roast. Ha!
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