CHICKLET MARRIAGE

So, am I the only one just TICKLED LIKE ELMO about the passing of the UBER BRILLIANT health care bill? I know! Because as EVERYBODY KNOWS, our government is known the world over for efficiency, frugality and integrity. Every. Last. Worker. Program. And. Idea. And everybody also knows that the government is it's own entity, with a NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF MAGICAL MONEY, that has no source known to man, and is surely not funded by the public. Like I said, IT'S MAGICAL AND NEVER ENDING! Oh, and free. Also, one last 'everybody knows' is that this great nation was founded upon principles of care-taking and entitlement. Capitalism? American Dream? Surely you jest. Don't you mean Socialism? Communism? Monarchy? Those are the only forms of government that have been proven to build up the people. Duh. What is this Capitalist and Free Market of which you speak?

"SHE'S A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH! DROWN HER AND SEE IF SHE FLOATS!! Oh, she didn't float. I guess she wasn't a witch after all. Hmm. Well, clear her name then. All is well that ends well."

Once we drown and murder our current health care system, we'll realize it wasn't actually the evil it was said to be. That the true evil lies in unchecked government, subsidized EVERYTHING and building a complacent, whiny, entitled welfare mentality in the people who once stood for hard working, risk taking, God, Family and Country loving principles. And then we'll clear it's name. Now let's just see if it starts breathing again on it's own.

And that right there was my first official foray into political blogging. I may touch upon religion freely and often, but politics will probably only see a day in the sun every once in a blog while. So if you don't agree with me, well, hell. I can't imagine you wouldn't agree with me. The end.

On another note, heard a great analogy by my missionary son. When speaking of the demise of a poorly planned and executed marriage between a couple of kids who had no business getting hitched, he said, "I love those two, but their marriage will last about as long as the flavor in a handful of Chicklets." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Too funny! And too true! Not that you wish for a quick end to what should be forever, but some things were never meant to take place to begin with.

Like men with perms.

Or low waisted jeans that shove out muffin top batter.

Or an entitled, welfare based, you have a right to call an ambulance for a hang nail and we're here to make sure you GET what you DESERVE, government health care bill.

'Nuff said.