Saturday, January 16, 2010

NOSE

So, I think my nose grows in January. And probably February, too. I'll have to keep an eye on it.

I'm surprised I haven't noticed it until now...I'm not really sure if it's something new to make my forties exciting and suspenseful...like, let's just see how enormous this thing will get before it ruptures...or if it's always gone on and it's just now gotten bulbous enough to have me thrown into a kind of panic. Even the pores grow in comparative relation. Must stay in proportion at all costs, bless their hearts.

Any way I look at it, I consider it a "con."












4 comments:

kara elmore said...

I say we make 2010 the year for GROWTH!!!

how's that for a positive spin on our growing states???

Krista said...

I always say, "God gave me my face but I picked my nose." Seemed like I needed to share these words of wisdom. Now ask me my philosophy about farting.

Lisa said...

Krista, do you make these things up, or are you just very adept at stealing the funniest lines from comedians? I think it's you. I'm DYING to hear your Farting Filosophy.

Just a bed of roses said...

I'd like to hear Krista's ummmm philosophy about farting too...